Weekend Update: Guru Genesis Fry on Mental Health - SNL

Apr 15, 2023 · 4m 14s

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>> WITH MENTAL HEALTH STRUGGLES ON THE RISE, SOME AMERICANS ARE SEEKING ALTERNATIVE FORMS OF WELLNESS. HERE TO HELP IS MEDITATION GURU GENESIS FRY. >> HELLO, COLIN. JOIN ME, WON'T YOU, ON A GUIDED MEDITATION TO THE CENTER OF YOUR MIND. >> OH. LIKE RIGHT NOW? >> YES, COLIN. COLIN, ARE YOU READY TO MEET COLIN? >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M SCARED. >> COLIN, TAKE MY HAND. CLOSE

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YOUR EYES. >> OKAY. >> I WANT YOU TO PICTURE YOURSELF AFTER THE SHOW TONIGHT, COLIN. AS USUAL, FANS ARE TAKING PICTURES WITH CHLOE, SELFIES WITH BOWEN. YOU STEP OUTSIDE, AND NOT A SINGLE BALL FLASHES. >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> RELAX. RELAX YOUR ARMS, RELAX YOUR BODY, RELAX YOUR ARMS. SOFTER THAN I IMAGINED. >> OKAY. >> YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR DRIVER. HE'S LIKE

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A SUBHUMAN CREATURE TO YOU. >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> WHAT'S HIS NAME, COLIN? >> IT'S -- LET'S JUST FOCUS ON THE MEDITATION RIGHT NOW. >> YOU GET HOME AND YOU REWATCH TONIGHT'S UPDATE. 21 LAUGHS FOR MICHAEL, FOUR FOR YOU. YOU'RE IMPROVING, BUT IT'S SLOW. >> GENESIS, COME ON. >> SHH, COLIN, RELAX. RELAX. >> I'M RELAXED. >> RELAX. >> I'M RELAXED. >> REPEAT AFTER ME, I AM

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COLIN JOST. >> I AM COLIN JOST. >> I AM FULL OF LIGHT. >> I AM FULL OF LIGHT. >> EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. >> EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. >> WAS SIMPLY HANDED TO ME. >> I AM NOT SAYING THAT. >> IT'S OKAY, COLIN. IT'S NATURAL THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BREAKTHROUGH. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. >> YOU'RE ALREADY HOLDING MY HAND. >> I KNOW. WOW, IT'S SO SOFT.

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YOU'VE NEVER DONE AN HONEST DAY'S WORK IN YOUR LIFE. >> NO, NO. >> RELAX. PICTURE IT, COLIN. YOU'RE IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM AFTER THE SHOW TONIGHT STILL FUMING ABOUT THE BILINGUAL MONOLOGUE! >> THAT WOULD NOT UPSET ME! >> YOU'RE SO ALONE. THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO CARES ABOUT YOU IS ANTONIO. >> WHO IS ANTONIO? >> YOUR DRIVER, COLIN! SO SUNDAY MORNING, PICTURE IT, COLIN,

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YOU'RE STANDING IN THE NBC GIFT SHOP TO SEE IF ANYONE RECOGNIZES YOU. >> SUNDAY MORNING? >> NO ONE DOES. FINALLY, A MAN SEES YOU, HE RUNS UP TO YOU SO EXCITED. COLIN JOST, COLIN JOST, HE SAYS. AND HE SERVES YOU WITH COURT PAPERS. >> COURT PAPERS? >> TURNS OUT, SOMEONE DOES RECOGNIZE YOU, 32 WOMEN TO BE EXACT. >> YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. >> REPEAT AFTER ME,

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COLIN. I AM COLIN JOST. >> I AM COLIN JOST. >> I AM A STAR. >> I AM A STAR. >> IF YOU WANT TO SHINE LIKE THE SUN, FIRST YOU HAVE TO BURN LIKE IT. >> IF YOU WANT TO SHINE LIKE THE SUN, FIRST YOU HAVE TO BURN LIKE IT. >> YOU DID IT, COLIN! YES! >> WOW. I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT LAST QUOTE. DID YOU JUST

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COME UP WITH THAT? >> NO. IT'S A FAMOUS HITLER QUOTE, COLIN. AND NOW IT'S A YOU QUOTE TOO. >> ALL RIGHT. GENESIS FRY, EVERYONE.

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