Source: Saturday Night Live
Weekend Update: Donald Trump's Arraignment, Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams NYC - SNL
Apr 9, 2023 · 3m 59s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xw4VC3nEp4
>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL IS CALLING ON RUSSIA TO RELEASE ONE OF THEIR JOURNALISTS WHO WAS ARRESTED ON ESPIONAGE CHARGES, AND I MIGHT HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA FOR A PRISONER SWAP. FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS ARRAIGNED ON
TUESDAY, AND A PHOTOGRAPHER RELEASED THIS PHOTO OF TRUMP IN THE COURTROOM, AND I DON'T LIKE THAT HE'S SLANKED BY AN O.J. AMOUNT OF LAWYERS BECAUSE THAT TELLS ME HE'S DEFINITELY GUILTY AND HE'S DEFINITELY GETTING AWAY WITH IT. TRUMP'S LAWYER, JOE TACOPINA, AKA, PHONY SOPRANO, SAID THAT HE DOESN'T THINK TRUMP IS GOING TO GET A FAIR TRIAL IN MANHATTAN. I AGREE. EVEN THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST SEEMS
TO HATE HIM. WHEN HE SHOWED UP, I THOUGHT HE LOOKED PERFECTLY NICE. HE HAD BLENDED HIS FOUNDATION. HE HAD STAPLED DOWN HIS HAIR. BUT THE GUY STILL DREW HIM LIKE THE MUD MONSTER FROM SCOOBY-DOO, >> AFTER HIS ARRAIGNMENT, DONALD TRUMP SPOKE TO SUPPORTERS AT MAR-A-LAGO AND SAID THERE WAS A VERY DARK CLOUD OVER OUR BELOVED COUNTRY, WHICH IS ALSO WHAT HE USED TO CALL OBAMA. INSIDERS
ARE SAYING THAT SINCE DONALD TRUMP'S INDICTMENT, HIS DAUGHTER IVANKA HAS BEEN ABSENT, AND HIS OTHER DAUGHTER TIFFANY IS TRYING TO TAKE HER PLACE BY HIS SIDE, JUST AS SOON AS SHE GETS THROUGH SECURITY. REPRESENTATIVE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN SEEN HERE SHOUTING, JUMP, YOU COWARD! VISITED NEW YORK TO PROTEST THE ARREST OF DONALD TRUMP AND CALLED THE CITY FILTHY, DISGUSTING, AND REPULSIVE. AS A NEW YORKER, LET ME
JUST SAY, YOU FORGOT RAT INFESTED. DON'T FORGET OUR RATS. >> NEVER. A NEW REPORT DECLARES FOR DECADES, CHARNS THOMAS AND HIS WIFE WENT ON LUXURY TRIPS BY REPUBLICAN MEGADONOR, AND WHITEST GUY WITH THE BLACKEST NAME, HARLAN CROW. BECAUSE JUSTICE THOMAS HANDLED GIFTS FROM REPUBLICANS THE SAME WAY HE HANDLES SUPREME COURT CASES, WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED. IT WAS ALSO REPORTED TODAY THAT HARLAN CROW HAS A VAST
COLLECTION OF NAZI MEMORABILIA, INCLUDING COPIES SIGNED BY HITLER. THE SIGNATURE READS, DEAR HARLAN, BIG FAN. >> TENNESSEE REPUBLICANS EXPELLED TWO BLACK LAWMAKERS FOR PROTESTING GUN VIOLENCE, BUT DID NOT EXPEL A WHITE PROTESTOR. THEY SAID, THEY KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE, BUT THEY WERE ACTUALLY EXPELLED BECAUSE THEIR SKIN WAS BLACK. >> FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TOLD HIM TO GO HOME AND GET
HIS SHINE BOX SIGNED A BILL THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO CARRY GUNS WITHOUT A PERMIT. BECAUSE FLORIDA IS DANGEROUS, AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS GOING TO RUN UP TO YOU AND SAY GAY. >> JILL BIDEN WILL ATTEND THE CORONATION ALONG WITH HER PLUS ONE, THE IOWA WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM. >> KING CHARLES SAID RESEARCHERS WILL BE GIVE ACCESS TO ROYAL AR KOOIS AFS IT WAS DISCOVERED
HIS ANCESTORS HAD STAKE IN A SLAVE-TRADING COMPANY. YEAH, IT WAS CALLED ENGLAND.
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