Source: Saturday Night Live
Nail Salon - SNL
Apr 15, 2023 · 3m 37s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCCmPLc9PVY
>>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO COMING INTO NAIL SALON. >> MEN GET THEIR NAILS DONE ALL THE TIME. >> I'M NOT LIKE OTHER MEN, NINA. >> WE'RE READY FOR YOU TWO. I LOVE WHEN WE GET COUPLES IN HERE. SCREW THOSE GENDER ROLES. WHAT COLOR ARE WE GOING TO PAINT YOU? >> SOMETHING NEUTRAL LIKE TAN OR NUDE OR SOMETHING. >> YOU PROMISED. >> THINGS ARE
DIFFERENT NOW, NINA BECAUSE AS OF YESTERDAY, I'M THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDER HOLDER FOR THE WORLD'S LONGER FINGERNAILS. >> YOU SAID YOU WOULD CUT THEM AFTER YOU WON. >> I CAN'T CUT THEM AFTER ONE DAY OF BEING FAMOUS! >> I'M TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS. IT'S EMBARRASSING! >> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF I SHOWED UP TO THE GALA WITH SHORT NAILS. >> SO THE WATER
IS GETTING COLD -- >> THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF THE WORLD'S TALLEST MAN SHOWED UP AND THEY CUT OFF HIS LEGS. >> HAVE WE LANDED ON A COLOR? >> I DON'T WANT COLOR. I WANT RIDGY, CRAFT, AND YELLOW. GOD, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. >> WHAT ABOUT ME, GREGG? WHERE IS MY CERTIFICATE? I DESERVE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR WIPING YOUR BUTT FOR 12 YEARS! >> YOU
ACT LIKE I'VE NEVER TRIED TO WIPE MYSELF. I DID ONCE AND ALMOST DIED. >> YOU PROMISED ME! YOU PROMISED ME YOU WERE GOING TO CUT YOUR NAILS, LEARN WONDER WALL ON THE GUITAR, AND DO HAND STUFF TO ME FOR THE FIRST TIME. >> I NEVER SAID THAT. >> YES, YOU DID. I HAVE IT ON VOICE MAIL. >> AS SOON AS I GET THIS WORLD RECORD, I'M
GONNA CUT THESE NAILS, LEARN WONDER WALL ON GUITAR, AND DO HAND STUFF TO YOU. NOW WHAT TIME ARE YOU GETTING HOME? I NEED YOU TO WIPE ME. >> WHO AM I WITHOUT MY NAILS, NINA? I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COMED TO THIS NAIL SALON. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MOVED TO SEATTLE, AND I I SHOULD NEVER MARRIED YOU. >> WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, I'M TAKING MY
RING BACK. >> GO ON, TAKE IT! GO, TAKE IT THEN! GO! KEEP GOING, GO, GO ON NOW, TAKE IT. I'M OUT OF HERE, BOO. >> GREGG! GREGG! >> SO THERE IS A CANCELLATION FEE. >> I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. >> SAY IT. OUT LOUD. SAY IT. >> THAT GUY FROM THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS WITH THE WORLD'S LONGEST FINGERNAILS. >> ARE YOU AFRAID, OR ARE
YOU NOT? OH, NO, YOU CRACKED MY FINGERNAIL! NOW THESE LOOK GROSS! >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LEFT FOR REAL. >> OH, DON'T WORRY, MAMA. I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME. MEN JUST NEED AN IDENTITY. IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, HE'LL COME BACK. >> I'M BACK. AND I CUT MY NAILS. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? HAND STUFF. >> YOU WIPE YOUR BUTT! >> SCREW THOSE
GENDER ROLES!
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