Kids are very dumb.

now that it's been announced that I'm going to be a dad I want to pick up some tips on how to be a good day and what better place to go to Than Ready specifically kids are stupid let's learn invisible suit we bought our son an invisible suit he thinks the neighbors can't see him to be fair I feel like this is something I would have

done for sure I I remember actually still just having such a disconnect of what was possible I remember arguing with my friend I'm like if I lift myself up then why can't I just fly they make sense why does no one trying it actually no that never happened I've been smart my entire life thank you [Applause] oh yeah I just kind of feel bad no I

don't dumb okay don't touch anything what do you not understand okay so this is a classic this is from Nathan for you I highly recommend it his job was to Market a toy that no one wanted to use I think that was it when I show this to you what do you think do you want it nope nah why dumb it's dumb yeah okay oh hold

on a second guys I just got a call hello oh yes sir really oh my God yeah I'll let them know sorry guys that was the president calling and he just told me that owning this toy is now the only proof you're not a baby well I mean I have one so that's good are you guys babies or nope nah well you don't have the toy

so you must be a baby yeah your baby hahaha oh okay so now you two aren't babies but are you a baby oh you can see the thought process going through now well you don't have the toy hey it's a pretty cool toy okay when you think about kids that don't have the toy and actually I have one too you have it as well of course

look how much fun they're having with it I love how he said it's the president the president told me but G fuel flavor buddies is here these fruit guys are running amok and the g fuel flavor buddies buds I'll let you guys guess what the flavors are this is Walter melon this this is Lemmy this is cran Drew this is raspberry these collectible figures are inside

a 40 serving energy top of your choice and you will get a random one each of them have different Rarities and they also come in a chrome version which is super rare two to three percent I'll just show them stats there you go so which one will you get actually which one will I get I have not unboxed this [Music] Eye Guy oh I don't have

that one what the what are the odds this is Walter melon what the what are you then oh he this is Lemmy my bad let me my bad all right cool I got them all yeah yeah I got them all but you don't have them all what are you a child this is the only way to prove you're not a baby by collecting them all also

comes with collector cup so yeah pick your poison which flavor you want I'm not gonna give you any hits on whatever you should and remember code PewDiePie at checkout will give you 30 off which is a great deal you're welcome prove once and for all you're not a baby check out Link in description all right let's keep watching Bad Shakespeare for the first time [Music] let

me guess who's gonna cry meridace stupid child so dumb oh this is like YouTube comments why did she not show that you have the thing otherwise I don't know your baby okay when I ask a first grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home time's almost up all right it's kind of savage all right I'm okay with that Grandma you're about to hit

that hit the sack for the last time foreign [Music] daddy we just want you to scare us [Music] they've been scary what is this needed a two minute break for my kids and they tried breaking into my room what kind of horror movie is this Daddy come out is that what having kids is like all right it's very cold now are you sure you want to

go inside in the water yeah Henry you did a thing before you do how do you think you look at Mommy drive real hard no do you understand it's very cold now yeah look at Mommy it would be very cold in your legs on your feet it's too cold it may will hurt you it's okay you know that before you go to the water okay and

when you get cold on your feet Don't Cry For Me do you understand because I already told you it is super super super super super super cool you got it yeah you got it no you're sure right you can check with your feet first you still want to go to the war in the water yes yes you sure yeah don't go that deep it's deep over

there [Music] that was probably the most quintessential kids are stupid I've ever seen it's like me when the waiter tells me the plane is on excuse me I'll be the judge of that I guess some things never change [Music] there's a bear outside survival instincts gone wrong it's [Music] [Music] [Applause] what's up [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] foreign can they get one oh my God I love their

hyped about it like yeah I beat a child my own child let's go 88 tablet you're gonna flip it and you're gonna drop it [Music] it's just a scratch he dropped today in what are you doing you need therapy you need help this is why you need one of these to play with to show that you're not a baby and it won't break if you flip

it you know what maybe giving kids iPads isn't a good idea [Music] this is a hard one to get out it's really wedged in there you're gonna have to pull real deep idiot fool if my child does this banished banish to the island that's right I've been talking about the island for years where children will have to fight and the strongest will survive it's not a

thing I looked it up but I will make it a thing are you in good witch or a bad witch that was kind of cute [Music] while all the other kids forgot [Music] Jesus hey whatever she's doing oh that's so good these are so funny she knows today's she just hates the dance she got in the truck Maya continues to turn down the ice cream I'm

good you sure yeah but both are interested to see how the Music Machine Works wait is this like a stranger danger test where the guy comes out and be like what would you do see it's this little box right up here I didn't think they would do that as our ice cream man leaves hi guys bye he's doing a good work Maya tells her brother something

just isn't right Dallas we don't know him stranger danger ice cream you make a compelling point I like how he said ice cream but also said you idiot at the same time ice cream deep profound words perfect example of day-to-day BS of parenting can't wait for this all right [Music] it's not the same I get the child it's not the same if she has already opened

it [Music] foreign no okay well at least you did it I didn't expect her to actually like it I did it what happened here this is like a oh what are you doing Colt awesome yeah surprisingly I never did anything like that at least that I'm aware of Jesus Christ [Music] oh yeah I've seen this you're really close to the ground just like let go like

a police look how please there with themselves laughs I mean that could happen I actually remember I got an RC car like that for like my sixth birthday and I was so freaking excited about writing that because it was like I think it was called like Big Bertha or something it was huge before I went to school I was like I should try it like just

for a minute it went literally half a meter into the curb and then he broke the suspension and I never got to use it oh man I think I traded it in for a Game Boy caller so actually who's the real winner after all foreign if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go I will go that way why a hot dog let

me rephrase that um actually rephrase the first question so if you could go anywhere at all in the world where would you go you just said it you idiot all right he's the devil in France or that way that way yeah you're not you're clearly not listening all right Adam's just as dumb clearly his seat belt as he settles into the driver's seat one big problem

he's just seven years old dashboard cameras capture Daniel wittenbach taking his family's SUV for a morning Joyride he's driving the wrong way into oncoming traffic in Middletown Ohio cars swerve to avoid young Daniels who's a decade shy of getting his license I'm gonna laugh because I know he'll be fine playing music along the way but then the inevitable happens he hits a median and slows down

another driver tries to help wrapping a shirt around his hands trying to smash in the window only then does Daniel think he's going to get into trouble he didn't understand that people were trying to help him and trying to stop the vehicle another driver tries to body block the SUV but it's a bad idea I would not do that okay you're okay Daniel wasn't hurt and

remains blissfully unaware of the danger that he was in so where was he going his only response is well I just wanted to slushie from Speedway I mean that's reasonable that's actually Fair see this wouldn't happen in Europe because we have the the clutch thingy kids wouldn't be able to do that because they're freaking stupid this is an American problem as a monitor poisonous why would

you ask me that question no reason doesn't wonder what yes it's extremely poisonous and you're going to die you have 60 seconds what are you going to do I'll go over there why would you ask if a market tip is poisonous fair enough oh I didn't read it so sorry I just like scrolled through this is their sleepover to-do list I'm concerned about number two summoned

yeah oh God great [Music] what is happening ah I just can't imagine how she thought she was gonna shoot [Music] ah it wasn't that funny oh okay well that one really got me man okay reeling them all right pick them up [Laughter] I mean it's not bad count backwards yeah all right here we go ten nine oh I mean she's not wrong three oh wow oh

my gosh Ava where are you here [Music] [Applause] [Applause] does she not know she can start twerking now like the kid in the start No One's Gonna See it okay now watch the step go slow over the step there you go good job oh we spilled a little but that's okay oh don't look at it oh did you panic it's okay it's okay your sock got

wet and you panicked it's all right [Music] what was that quickly removal evidence that I spilled oh my God [Music] all right kids are very dumb we've proved it here today except I enjoy it will be extremely smart just like you would gay extremely intelligent right where's your toy we're still trying to prove that you're not a baby you're wearing diaper like baby all right let's

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