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Source: PewDiePie

I got hacked, then Banned

May 25, 2023 · 16m 1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOUlWgoILsQ

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it's been a year it's finally been a year since I moved to Japan so much has happened I thought it's time for guess it I want you to guess it say it out loud why [Music] you guys just can't get anything right first off I met Mr B's hooray all right you guys see the comments where are they let's see how long we have to scroll

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[Music] ah Jimmy's a freaking giant why is everyone so tall God damn it so we were on this sloped Hill and I was I joked to him I was like hey you should stand at the bottom of the hill and Timmy's so nice he was like oh you want me to do that I'm like no I'll I'll be a total if I make you do that

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that was a fun and strange day I don't know if the video is up yet but it should be very fun I've never been so scared in my entire life and I thought I didn't was able to be that scared we rode one of those roller coasters and you've seen those clip where people going like ah and then they pass out and they didn't remember anything

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I feel like that happened to me I don't know you're beginning to look more like your father dude I've always looked like my dad especially if I wear the glasses and it was so much fun we took a photo together let's see there you go my the old pops looking good for 65. got good jeans oh okay here we go oh good found the original photo

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turns on two sisters being humble about it this looks more like it thank you this is how I feel people can get hair transplants why can't I just be tall the meme That Never Dies our auditoring at PewDiePie chairs that's Frank right on blank looking good we'll break your back but it's worth it wrong you didn't guess today's sponsor but you didn't ask BOGO sale buy

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one get one that means if you buy one get one it's not that complicated we have these sexy mmm so good looking anime inspired PewDiePie G fuels grease skin baby looking nice makes me feel strong do you feel as you know it's the greatest drink of all time especially the PewDiePie flavor you get someone right congratulations and for those of you dumb dumbs who don't know

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G fuel is an energy drink with zero sugar only 15 calories 140 milligrams of caffeine makes you laser focused with vitamins and antioxidants helps immunity with plant-based ingredients all in all making g-fuel the goal I love G fuel give it a try because now good you buy one you get one congratulations and to celebrate my anime Reese skin you can Bogle some of the greatest anime

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related flavors that there is Naruto Sage Mode I love this one it's white peach peach is such a good flavor I highly recommend checking that one out we have the Dragon Ball Kamehameha I never watched Dragon Ball please still buy the G fuel I know Dragon Ball Z hidden hidden power where is it blue eyes anime and also throwing Dead Space Plasma energies which is strawberry

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candy in there that's what's fun about G fuel getting different flavors getting different fun I actually thought about this too in Japan you have to rinse the bottles of drinks when you're done with them wait for them to dry then smush them then remember to recycle them on the day of the recycling thing and you know all these people that carry around their uh their water

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bottles everywhere like I'm drinking water I'm still a saving Planet G fuel drinkers be like bruh I'm already I've been doing it forever you feel it's not just for gaming it's for just making your day a little better day is always better with a drink on your side that's my philosophy in life thank you G4 for sponsoring this video and making me able to provide the

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best drink of all time the PewDiePie G feel Flavor now in anime skin check it out well it was nice while it lasted PewDiePie got bang it's really cool because twitch doesn't just like YouTube doesn't say what made you bam so I don't know probably shouldn't have been streaming the videos from 2017 but hey it was a weird time everyone thought I was hacked first because

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I we're doing a 24 7 live stream on Twitch just for fun I thought it could be a good way to make people as well like have the chat and watch videos together and it's there if people want it because I have so many goddamn videos right no one knows I don't care it's back up everyone to check out his lamp hey I'm working on a

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3D print video and I've been messing around just like doing stuff in public I removed them afterwards but that this is one of the things it'll come up when I'm ready I don't know it's been really fun actually no stop it now I have to fix it oh hey I just gotta take over no it's so good what I asked for strong long legs what the

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is that all right I'll take those calves just like I had never too old to be a bro well it looks like he's Putin's bodyguard or some what is happening here sorry sir PewDiePie just uploaded I'll be right back all right so people are saying they're 41 is still watching hell yeah I'm 51 but I'm really 19. that's how it goes I found mine all day

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in a list of karaoke song in the Philippines God damn it we did karaoke when my parents were here and my mom kept going where's shazanya why don't they have it headaches like that but maybe nice during our wedding when the we played lasagna on the on the Dance Floor she sang the loudest she's so funny why what language would PewDiePie's kids speak English Swedish Italian

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Japanese I'm told that kids can learn many many languages as long as like if I spoke Swedish Mike just speaks Italian maybe together English and then in public Japanese it will be a confused child regardless apologize in advance for having a baby we're no longer Bros we're gonna be uncles what's up my uncles Uncle fist that's sweet man let me live to the fullest hell yeah

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oh I was like wait a minute is did the shutter go off because we had an automatic timer on it and I was like good photo Good Times feelings please do a toilet review all new iPhone users making fun of people tweeting from Androids which you could be on my effing level Gucci smart toilet is that an actual thing no no it's not disappear is that

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what is that RGB toilet RGB toilet gamer toilet hell yeah gamer toilet that's gonna be the next uh PewDiePie chair version absolutely [Music] spell it at the cheap price of 99.99 cringe weeaboo based epic Japanese enjoyer looking good Jack this is beautiful I want to ask I've done it too and I look way more cute don't even try Jack my stomach grumbled while I had a

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Swedish friend's house and they took me out the backyard and broke both my kneecaps good as they should is this meme still going on about Swedish people not offering food because it's just facts okay stop asking us for food is weird we will break your knees thank you how do you accidentally buy a car oh I just I fell I literally just fell and then I

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had the keys to the car in my hand that's so good I accidentally got two cards I might have to show you rest in peace to the Toyota and getting more family car now to be honest so if you guys have any suggestions let me know is it too early to worry for Pete's Channel email Benny Quinn my daughter doesn't want it freaks her out I

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want to get back my money best offer I'll give you a hundred dollars to tell her it's sold hide it in the attic for two weeks take it out and put it back in the room while she's sleeping [Music] can't wait to be in the head I stand by this if you're not traumatizing your children for your own entertainment then what's the point ah what do

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you think I'm having a game uh devil Bring It On responding to my latest video thanks for playing the gaming Celebration the game is not 50 off that's so cool I really enjoy that game I've been playing it on my own now too check out my video it's epic is that Austin Bradley hell yeah I wanted two person say congratulations to Felix and Martin welcome to

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the 3D printing dance club hey I love it Joey revealed that the babies are fish long before the latest video but the good stuff is sure sure the first thing you're gonna do to when you see your newborn son is you're gonna show them this video and be like he said it oh to me if you like the omariable I'm smacking it out of here he

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said it no way yeah it's a boy we're having a boy in case we didn't know I think it might be time to tell you guys the gender yeah [Laughter] yeah so there's a coin nobody which represents children's day but originally I think they were for uh the boys day it's a boy having a boy and I'm so excited maybe he is 180 yes I am

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where is it I'm tired of it all right what does that what does that say I also look like a drug dealer on my passport I don't know why 180. don't ever doubt me and you know what I've been doing these stretching exercises I bet you I'm even taller than that I bet you I'm huge destroyed lonely is a 19 year old no way um I

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don't really why I'm not into the streaming World I'll be seeing it so much but I don't really care for no streamer but YouTuber I like PewDiePie I also videos yeah co-hosts seem to moderately agree uh I don't know who this is destroy lonely looked like he was high off his balls man jeez I wanted to I won I really wanted to like it I'm sorry

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but thank you not bad not bad all right let's go over there I've seen a few bullet Clips in the last couple of Vlogs we'll ever make a video about it uh yeah I think I'll do one after I've been doing it for a little longer because I'm really enjoying it my hands are signed paper wait if I ever touch my see how she just cringes

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because it's like it's the worst it's really fun I recommend it's it's like a video game exercise right they have all these levels and different colors and and then you want to level up to the next one I don't know it's fun although surf season is back and I'm very excited did I blatantly rip up Felix wedding outfit yes am I proud of myself yes looking

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fine sir well then curse your abbreviated sub count now I can't tell if he's losing or gaining subscribers waiting for PewDiePie to hit 112 million subscribers I am growing I think with like the smallest subscribe i112 please what do I have to do huh what I gotta do sex tape with markiplier I'll do it sex playing table Markiplier at 112 million subscribers you've heard it here

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first Mark said yes thank you for watching this video hope you enjoyed it's been fun to check in with you guys hope you're doing well I'm not gonna promise a bunch of other videos but I have been working on other videos and they're coming so see you soon hey hey bye bye all right next up we're gonna try out chat GPT make a sponsor call ad

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for nordvpn in PewDiePie style start the video by roasting your audience for not guessing that's that's way too long ladies and gentlemen today's sponsor is no one that's right nobody saw this one coming you all thought you had it figured out but surprise sometimes life throws you what the all right let's kick off this Wildlife together no sponsor no problems yeah he's a gentlemen today's sponsor

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