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I ate $8000 worth of Japanese Candy (ft. @TheAnimeMan)

Mar 14, 2023 · 1h 3m

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how's it going bros today I'm gonna rate and eat every single candy and with me as a guest is hi Joey the anime man it's me let's go finally we found one that's open all right stock up everything everything not everything everything this is where I need your like expertise to find the good stuff yeah of course all of them but don't tell me which ones

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are fitting okay so they have some old school Kenny okay what the [__] is that that's hard candy yeah that's for old people yeah sorry old people you're old already okay sure yeah let's go they got Super Mario Chris Pratt oh my God it's great dude I don't understand why these are popular here they suck this is wrong we're gonna have a few today for sure

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if that's what you like which came to me the right one looks better this one yeah so these are like the really cheap traditional kind of candies they all look the same that looks great this is breakfast lunch and dinner wow that is so much candy I'm gonna die today why did you do this to me you're the expert any mean Candyman yep that's my name

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now where's that moment to help him yeah thanks where should we begin we're gonna rate them all in Joey I don't know what which ones have you had and which ones have you not had is the real question I feel like I've had most of these and these they suck really yeah they're awful you like them they're all right not too bad okay which one just

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why did you buy these because these are golden Japanese game here these are actually good okay which one speaks to you the most oh okay I don't know okay this is ridiculous what is it oh this one takoyaki yeah you picked one that requires like a 12-step program all right yeah I mean not doing that we have enough tea these are pretty basic these you can

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get anyway these are kajuguni or like juice Gumi made from 100 fruit juice oh yeah they're big on that in Japan yeah the fruit juice yeah there you go all right the first one will be right in these actually slob spoilers don't spoil it you've had these before no I haven't yeah they're good yeah right because of the fruit juice yeah yeah it's 100 fruit juice

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okay it doesn't tastes like chemically and weird yeah hell yeah yeah you just say fresh that's probably a beat here for me only a b orange is kind of lame all right what are you rating it I'll give that like an A okay that's like a solo day all right I'm gonna this is my list icing this is not a democracy I do not take any

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responsibility for any of the injuries actually just because of that it's CTA wow yes orange Sun Seafood cool right laughs yes thank you for saving me there because I cannot reading no you didn't oh you didn't you didn't do the best part about these things what I'll show you you're not flaming look at that means whistle what are you gone oh shaking out damn it sorry

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is there chewing gum yeah all right that's fine fun for the whole family okay I ate two players are you are we judging these off like flavor or just like overall enjoyment clearly it's overall enjoyment because you rated these higher than those hey tears okay you know I'll accept that I'm glad we could come to him finally finally something we can agree on it fun as

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hell wrong it's going down to me tears killing me what's something I've never had before wait you had all of these you definitely not had these what is this uh bro I grew up on clothes excuse you are you judging me because it's pretty Cure today all right yeah oh nice it's just for jelly but it has pretty cute can't go wrong with pretty girls am

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I right Joey they are swell why do they have to do that wait so what is this exactly they're just like little fruit jelly cups I guess that you can just like take a shot oh yeah shot shot shot shot shot shots cute oh what it's jelly yeah I dude you re the fact it literally says fruit jelly you didn't even say come by boy you

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don't like that you don't like jelly garbage devil food sf2 can we go lower detail yeah I've got detail actually I'll be generous oh wow how generous of you poor poor Japanese children who had to grow up eating this garbage but what did you grow up eating good candy no it was good all right let's drink the Harry about that you don't like Harry Potter these

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are the [__] best oh yeah that's an S2 this is like in Sweden's like the weakest candy you can get well we're not in Sweden Phillies we're in Japan we don't have to match candy no they don't I was hoping Japan would change my mind sorry German candy sucks I like your candy Germany did Haribo have that annoying slogan like how do you produce that sounds

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annoying yeah I don't know what they're saying Haribo tastes the best it makes life to a party kids and grown-ups love it I don't think so Germany get out of here take your stinky candy all right you want to try us here okay do you want to try some like dagashi give me some good yeah that guy [__] which is traditional Japanese candy that's pretty no

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this sucks there you go look there's two for us cheers yay am I gonna lose my Presbyterian license what is this oh it's uh I think it smells good oh it's fish so it's fine you're good you're still an epic pescatarian nice I love anagi why do it is kind of like the consistency of cardboard I did nothing to that gold strong jawline yeah there you

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go that's weird the flavor is good I'm eating a meal I'm eating a candy it tastes like if you got a piece of cardboard and you just like soaked it in sauce yes it does it's really really really does the consistency is like eating carbs yeah no joke how do you write that it's not barricade the flavor is good why are you licking your fingers that's

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a good sign it's just because I don't want to make a mess that's a detour I'm sorry I'm sorry the more you chew on it the more it's just like like paper yeah yeah that's really bad actually yeah I think it's gone down that's really gross dude can we eat something good please sure these are good chibi sour gummies chibi salad the salad oh I know

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you're epic pescetarian but come on bro so we have four flavors we have Coke lemon squash I love lemon spine melon soda or dominant okay I'm ready for it I love sour candy these are really good actually I want to get the lemon yeah yeah all right mmm okay yeah all right these are dark now we're back now we're back now we're back all right ah

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it's so small yeah oh they're not really that sour though no no does it have a weird aftertaste yeah what is that I don't know I don't like it it's like chemically off the toast yeah CT was that your that was your trump card I thought it was but apparently not all right chibi sours CPA all right what do we got cotton candy in a in

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a bag in a bag yeah have you had this I have yes bro you eat it what that's so cool it's like a pillow that's actually kind of sick that's awesome it's pretty awesome well I've no cotton candy so long yeah this is pretty good it's really good I think we have a new supreme well new supreme all right that's A2 then that's very sweet it's

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not related to your bread it was just fun it was just fun it's new supreme all right oh okay I know one that's actually pretty good tacos yeah yeah so the toughness in you for the boys only all girls watching have to leave right now and come back alpha males Rejoice so you got Coke flavored soda flavor or energy drink flavor energy drink flavor I love

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taken the classic PewDiePie flavor and adding sour to it it's sour linger Berry which is already the greatest flavor and making it even better perfecting Perfection baby sour PewDiePie you're not gonna want to miss this one it's foreign it's also green now we should call it jacksepticeye flavor I don't know if you'll approve of that with the bogus sale you obviously you buy one you get

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one yes you can choose between hype songs very good Naruto Sage Mode love it it's white peach Mega Man's flavor actually love that I like all the flavors what am I saying I actually really like vegan rice too world of warcraft's dragon fury and Battletoads zits Jews it's a great chance for you to stock up on some g-fuel and save some money and try out some

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new flavors no code is necessary and use the link in the description that's all you gotta do and if you're real fast within the first 48 hours if you order more than 70 dollars you get a free shaker that's pretty good as you guys know I love G fuel I'm not just selling you guys something I wouldn't use myself I drink it every day it's absolutely

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delicious I love all the different flavors I love how easy it is to just mix with water so I don't always have to stock up on energy drinks it just gives you that nice smooth throughout the day you know whatever you're doing gaming something physical or just need extra brain use G fuel back to video all right this is like that's the cocoa yeah hmm these

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are pretty good oh there you can tell they're a level up from the chibi baby candy yeah these are tough dummy it's tough they're a little more sour which I think we were missing I think so yeah they're pretty pretty good actually oh yeah those are good you can get those anywhere as well I feel a bit embarrassed buying this why because you want to see

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them top no they would think I want to see in town nah you ain't tough if you eat these Japan does a lot of that like mail marketing and they're like the cringiest way possible for my male audience those are good actually genuinely good yeah all right you're superb new supreme oh yeah I saw these they were like yogurty oh yeah these are all good yogurt

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in English oh excellent they look like a Band-Aid package yeah you should you should see what packaging they're coming excellent okay is that it all right let's go no oh my God it keeps going they like pills they went from Band-Aids to hitting pills crack them open dude that's crazy take your two a day you go bro thank you there's also the lemon ones and the

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coke ones of these but I think yogurt ones are the best that's really goody is like it's automatic here for like a little crunchy oh okay it's got calcium in it what healthy that's why they make it like a nutritious and delicious that's gonna be worth an st all right you think so oh I don't know no it was pretty good I had one and I'm

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like I'm good now right I mean I could have a novel I don't so wow do you want another I'm good you can't have one another v-tier what do you think Joy well my opinion clearly matters gummy rings although you can play around with it what what I feel like cool like rubber band tricks with it I'm ready I don't think I've had these before it

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has some dumb gimmick that's how you win me over immediately yeah immediately too there you go well I need two to make the dump truck all right fine thank you all right let's see who can do it the wackiest thing ever okay this is gonna be crazy you said the wackiest thing and that's why my fingers really smooth after that I don't know what is that

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it's pretty good it's Cola flavor isn't it Cola and soda oh like raminated too but yeah I don't hate it but I'm gonna give it a beat too it's all right yeah it's all right would I buy it again no next what's up I don't know I'm gonna show them for it it's Korean I was like what the [__] this is ASMR on it oh no

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should we just try it yeah give it a go you gotta do some ASMR it says it on the packaging you have to do it why does it say ASMR on it baby did I make noise what is that it's really gummy all right you get this mic I'll get this mic and here we go oh because she's actually shocked you know there's the Arizona you're

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missing out get it oh wait it has to be sexual weird I'm not how was it that was a weird experience I think we made it because intended no no it's not great flavor with sprinkles on it it was all right it's called rainbow jelly probably CTO yeah I give that like a c or and it's not Japanese so it goes to D2 so there's oh

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I've tried these this is that water this is water gummies water gummy yeah all right Japan is so high-tech I'm actually gummies out of water is that it apparently so I mean look at it it's like seafood yeah you're right but it's great so it's delicious and gentle yeah deliciousness is gentleness oh okay that's their mortar oh nice set oh wow that's very grapey you like

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gummies a lot in Japan don't you yeah don't be specifically you love gummies I love gummies I get what they're going for like this like Blissful experience but it doesn't honestly it doesn't taste that much considering how much you smell no I was hoping for like that water droplet sound effect that you're seeing like the attitude I think they hyped it up too much yeah like

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though that's it that's him yeah that was good they shouldn't get you there yeah Andrew put ASMR on it yeah let's see Tim yeah these are height I feel they went with a gimmick and they it didn't really like to live up it's cool though all right let's see this is all Gummy all right here we go here's something different this is not a candy potato

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fry oh wow oh geez what are these it's sweet potato I think I didn't read it they're like same day um they're pretty good wow that might have been the best one you get like three but only 62 calories look yo let's go fried chicken flavor that's why it's good yeah my pescatarianism no they're actually really good these are really good new supreme new supreme I

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would say yes Tim well pretty delicious you like Savory I don't know just you know the sweets guys I don't know why it's just unfortunate because we're doing this video all right maybe we'll find some then I see Chris Pratt and I get immediately excited yo is that who's playing Luigi uh I don't know Leonardo DiCaprio all right you want Chris Brown Leo yeah I'll give

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you both okay oh two different flavors oh wow so Chris Pratt is Coke flavored yeah more more cooked flavored gummy guys well apparently you can also if you're lucky you can get got me a shape you can get different rare gummies you can get rare gummies then we get the rare gummy I didn't wait what's that that's Yoshi oh yeah who's Brown well did we get

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the rare gummies all right yes holy [__] we got rare gummies which ones you get Yoshi and the star oh I'm so excited eating all this chemically oh my God all right do we have anything that's not gummy anything is not going we got that isn't Savory food we got the king okay I got a lot of flag for eating these and saying I hate them

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you don't like the Bible I had the corn flavor of my bowl no that was weird the the takoyaki flavor is the best one okay maybe I should try that have the top way okay and they work for me and then this is the this is the teriyaki burger so it just means flavor or stick it means good stick good steak tasty stick about to eat

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a PVC pipe Denton no to be honest like these were good when I was a kid but only because you can get one for like 10 Yen oh wow so like you know they were like 40 Man man it's growing on me a little bit actually you know I thought it was so strong in the beginning definitely better than the corn though yeah I don't know

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why you had the corner for the first time I don't know come on it's for clearly for kids no adults eat it too I've never seen a nanole eat it adults on a budget all right don't judge for poor people I will not be part of you sorry all right what else do we have okay let's try these I've never had these These are drinkable jellies

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because Japan loves jellies for some reason Coke flavored or soda flavored I'll do their soda flavor so usually I got the cokes on okay I've never even seen these before Oh my yeah yeah it just came right away didn't it it just wow it just [__] so do you want a tissue damn it's really like some people just had that issue I'm embarrassed um that's really

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good yeah yeah you know I hate jelly but they have these everywhere in Japan like the drinkable jelly yeah the drinkable jelly is quite good because it's not so slushy as regular jelly the coke one has like kind of tastes like chocolate Oh weird am I tripping can you try that okay it's it kind of tastes like chocolate oh that's a weird cold flavor yeah it's

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like a chocolatey Coke yeah that's [__] weird I don't know if I like that this one's better hmm yeah this one's a lot better yeah all right I'll give that a beat too what are you saying I agree so okay great this is so much fun all right well I think we're about a third way through speed up I'm waiting for now I'm exhausted all right

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come on this is all the way from Iraq all the way from Morocco definitely it's got a cute little otter on mine you can't see it but I'm enjoying it that's weird I think the last time I had this I was like five oh what yeah mmm it's pretty nice yeah it's pretty good it kind of tastes like whipped cream yeah really sweet whipped cream like

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with cream with sugar in it super sugary whipped cream that's nice beats here has absolutely zero complaints B2 all right fine fine B plus you call me back and be pleased mindset would love these I'll buy this for him yeah and these are so cheap too these are also like 10 20 Yen they have to be their [__] air yeah since we're gonna have a kid

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I need to show them what what the good stuff is sure sure the first thing you're gonna do to when you see your newborn son is you're gonna show them this video and be like it's on if you don't eat the goated ones you're dead to me if you like the umaye ball I'm smacking it out of your hand what else looks fancy to you any

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candy that's not gummy at this point I'm so sick all right it's all got me it's all gummies God you love gummy don't you okay what is this this looks crazy do you want to make this sure okay I need some water I mean we can try it why don't you uh why don't you make this why don't you make this what come sit down come

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sit down I'll show you how to make oh yeah so this is called chikugashi or like educational candy because it teaches kids how to work for their food oh they don't get that [__] handed to you you got to work you gotta work for it well one says one on it yep so put number one into the team so pour the number one into the ball

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and it needs to be children as yeah oh I see so the water has the water got it did you just try and pour water that wasn't in no no stop mixing it what mix it up get rid of all the water there you go this is so awesome and then while he's making the number two powder also known as king really okay yeah yeah and

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now watch huh White's blue it's Sweden color now watch what happens when you mix it or if you mix blue with yellow it turns orange supposed to be green why is it not green oh there we go yeah yeah blue keep going all right you know done whip that boy up yeah boy now that that's whipped up you get the third and final bag what this

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is awesome this is definitely a nest you're coming if it tastes and now what you do is you take a spoonful of that you dip it into the candy and you have you had this in yes I grew up on this all right what I never said it tasting good though pretty nice though yeah yeah could you imagine being five years old if you did anything

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this stuff yeah that'd be the coolest I was on a steady diet of these when I was like five research tastes very sugary for sugary foam and then you dip it in like something yeah cheesecake and a candy yeah all right maybe I'll give it a name here okay foreign Island sounds weird out of context do you want to tell people more content so momotaro is

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like a folklore story in Japan of a boy who was born out of a giant peach right and he that's the most as much as I knew yeah and what he does is he goes to he he wants to go defeat the Oni in the island of the Oni okay but he needs help so what the ubachar does the old woman does that raises him he

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makes him go which is this stuff and he gives it to certain animals and then the animals come along and they all fight in the island they fight and they win that's you know yeah why does it look like that oh it's the packaging yeah I don't remember looking like that this is definitely like old school yeah what do you eat the paper no are you

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sure you're just too strong I know no you eat the paper no you don't eat the paper all right be my guest I'm telling you you eat the paper I swear to God I think he just ate paper best paper hold on let me see this the paper let me see never mind you eat it as it is you eat the paper give me the paper

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gummy Burger that's this isn't even Japanese it's Yuppie we didn't rate it sorry uh beat here or an eight here because it kills demons that's cool it doesn't kill these what do they do then it makes the animals follow you wasn't the point to go to in the island and yeah but he gives those he gives that to the animals and that's it I'm confused I

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don't understand whatever this is from this is from Indonesia Indo Bros it's not your time oh this is the one that comes with the card right yes I've actually bought these really because there was cute anime girl whoa is that a ram wait which one hold on which one is this oh my God glitter tiger how much money did I make this is goodbye man I

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love these it's not candy but what can you do this might be a secret we got a secret rare yeah cut like it's not even on the list look at this all right DM me and uh well I'll accept grade it Mint Condition yeah all right we're halfway there all right where where did the the only fighting thing oh he's loving it you will be a

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strong fighter one day a little lick all right what about these let's let's let's do these puree Goonies let me guess is it yeah it's gummies yeah you said it but so many gummies so many gummies these hands these ones are kind of weird though what because they like puree oh what yeah like really weirdly squishy hmm I like them yeah these are good they're really

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good what the [__] is it Apple mm-hmm okay I actually really like them a lot of gummies like the consistency kind of gets sucked yeah this is nice they're like they get like a bit rubbery right yeah yeah these are nice yeah take care quite like them yeah yeah it's pure and natural potato nice good job Japan branding it's always so hard to read like words

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I'm like what the [__] are they trying to say oh these slap these are so good the choo choo oh okay yeah it is surprisingly I thought I would get sick of Kevin by now but it's crazy oh I know these no not that kind of you know is it cheongo no no it's gone they're really soft I do like the sour yeah these are really

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good and it says here one tablet of these has enough vitamin C for 10 lemons what 10 lemon oh sorry what's this right there they love to do that they have that on the drinks too they're like don't worry guys this is healthy I swear to God lemon it's gone like vitamins right Pirates wish they had this it's going to be would not be a thing

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if they just had one of these see I've actually bought one of these ones I'm like mmm candy and then I read them like one day oh I'm supposed to have one a day no no you're not supposed to have water no but I've read other ones that are like oh yeah they're not really candy they're just like vitamins so you're supposed to take one that's

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how I unlocked all my Powers Yeah that's why you turn into a geisha oh what's this like like that's a spray isn't it that that's like that's like an epinephrine like quickly quickly too much sugar Mega Mal spray candy spray candy have you ever had that no what I've never had this what is it have you had this spray candy for sure yeah the gimmick candy

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we had it growing up was the the ring that was like a giant Diamond do you remember that one ring pops oh Ring Pops sorry or the spray candy was like another gimme candy what the [__] I've never seen spray away bro like in my mouth yeah no he never has I give myself a spray candy anime every morning I give us a couple oh lovely

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all right hit me up bro that's fun I love it it's really not it's like it's great flavored spray it's pretty epic yeah it's all right but eight years oh my God that's dear Jesus Christ I love it more of that please no thank you I'm good I can't eat more oh actually I think I've we had these in Australia as well but these are konyaku

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oh really yeah which one do you want do you want yogurt or grape um I get the yogurt okay the yogurt so how do you open this without spilling it everywhere nailed it oh geez how are you supposed to do it oh just crack it open for them hey more jelly all right what do you mean yellow jelly from the jelly man challenge ew ew stop

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it Joe no so why oh you can win it's not very nice it didn't taste nice it like stopped me in the back of the floor and it was like what's wrong with it I like you rate that one that's a d bro you didn't sleep on that like that was a deep breath yes only boys it's the manly Plum gummy oh plump yeah what makes

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it manly I don't know I think I've ever had these before oh no it to me bushy yeah oh but this is like not even a nice kind of emotion ah no these aren't good bro oh it's so salty why is it salty because it's a bit [__] bro oh it gets better actually it gets bad does it why do they like this everyone in the

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comments when I had it last time I was like oh my gosh you're supposed to eat it with alcohol eat with alcohol yeah flavored things I don't know it has like that artificial flavor to it I don't know that was weird yeah I didn't like that tear man yeah gross what's this oh that's not scared all right let's try that oh look at that and it's

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perfect to share with a friend with a friend oh that's nice um that's not bad that ain't bad hey man I'm usually not a massive Mochi person but raminos yeah the ramen day Emoji actually quite nice I'll give it eight here no okay what are you gonna do no nothing I literally cannot sway any decision in this video well you can give your opinion I just

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won't listen want to listen or take it into consideration what would you rate it it's like a bee all right it's an eight here all right sir that's just how it just stop it just go over kill me no not even my stomach can stomach me these are good I I grew up on these are these actual candies yeah these are Robinair candies I ate so

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many of these like grape yeah like great flavored dominant there's a really old video on my channel yeah where I bought a box load of these crushed it up into powder and mixed it with water to see if I could turn it back into soda and it failed yeah I just got a bunch of sugary powdery water that I choked on okay that's a good idea

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because I always feel like that's what you're supposed to do almost when I look at them yeah right like it comes in a like a Ramen a bottle so you're like oh you can turn it back in the room and if you want to put it in your room no don't don't do that I gotta be honest we do them I know your childhood is at

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stake here and all that but it just tastes very like like the cheapest cheapest candy you could get that's basically what it is thank you for pointing out that I was a poor child growing up I appreciate that Fearless thank you you must have been really poor dude yeah yeah steady diet of my boy they're they're all right as a kid I would like them yeah

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yeah I don't write them as highly as an adult now to be fair this is salted azuki salted red bean things I don't know what these are I've never seen these before do you like birthday I prefer the white one wiping like if there's there's red bean taste and like all the white red beans yeah whatever it is it tastes better yeah right yeah our first

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hard candy yeah you seem thrilled melaga no it reminds me of my grandma yeah this is grandma candy hey Grandma why does Grandma's candy shop dude I love you but why are you like you're not giving me the experience that you think you're giving me yeah just give me a chocolate or something right no please oh to be fair this one's not bad yeah I love

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it the inside has like a salty to product oh nice oh don't fight into it well I didn't I feel like Japan like anything they have they have to make a flavor out of it yeah oh we got this well there's gotta be our candy with it yeah it has to be of course of course so at least three people are asking for it oh what

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long long man you haven't seen those those ads no I don't know all right you gotta watch the long long man yeah so this is a ruler on the back it is it's a [__] ruler it shows you exactly how long it is this is yeah it seems about right it's bigger than your dog all right well how big are you 20 centimeters wow that's two

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whole Momos right there you could buy you know at the convenient you can buy a ruler or they yeah what are you gonna get but you could eat this one I'll let you do the honor all right you want to pull that out whoa and then you can punch sorry I'm not into that so what you do is you take a bit and you just oh

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what satisfying that's so cool oh there you go you got it yeah look at that sorry for slapping you with it no worries that would be very nice to you how was it actually it doesn't take that one not very tasteful it's fun though you can practice your slopping for this I'm not doing that what how did you even do it well let me get up

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it's too dry to flirt there's no way you can slap time watch me this is the weird Japanese in you I don't know this is why I'm Japanese is this another vitamin okay this is gummies I guess it's flat thumbs what no more 3D gummies for you it looks like a door stopper oh my God it's so hard oh Jesus it's a question why do they

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shape them like this oh they gave him a personality graph so his personality type is a very energetic um his hobbies are running really fast through space and his uh specialty is stretches and ab work the more you know get your man that can do all three why why man same as why does the dog sniff its own off okay all right because it can't I

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don't want to know that because they can okay choco baby chocolate baby chocolate baby these are pretty good it's got the Meiji brain it's got the Meiji brand so like these three together what kind of uh they go to the go-to's those are those are good yeah it's not cigarettes marble is just like this is literally just like knock off M M's oh okay that's basically

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what they are hmm there we go it's just chocolate though oh it's just chocolate but they're babies hey there they come in such small chunks so you know like you know you don't feel like you're just like eating a load of chocolate yeah makes sense these are the same like they're really tiny yeah he's good though but they're like strawberry I've actually bought these a couple

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times for myself really yeah because I I made fun of it when I tried it I was like Japanese school girls buy these on their way home from school or something it feels like that dogs yeah it's packaged like that yeah but they're actually really good these are also pretty good too coffee beet oh let's try them these are like coffee beans with chocolate mmm I'm

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gonna put these on yeah yes yes yes yes that's really good all right I'm just gonna eat one I will definitely buy those again yeah yeah that's that's cheer what the hell did you just say yeah how do you get a single one what did you just say you want some bro yeah they're good these are the coffee flavored chocolate is always good hell yeah these

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are actually so good these are all high up there oh yeah but they're chocolate no we want candy okay what about haichu yes but this is to bite you this is some Sour yeah okay extra lemon flavor hey more lemon Japan loves the [__] lemon flavored things oh oh it's way softer than us huh yeah yeah it feels like chewing on hair a little bit hair

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yeah like so crunchy I've never chewed on hair before I don't know what you do in the spare time but you don't like that no bruh surprising thought you'd like that it's so soft on the outside but the inside feels like crunchy Sandy almost it does kind of taste like sand all right what about these these are also classic juicy I think these have been around

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for like close to 50 years or something these are around when my mom was a kid mmm use a burger it always starts good for me and then it goes down really I do notice you do that you you're able to taste things .01 seconds after it ends in your mouth it's like the first frame that touches your tongue you just um like how are you

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I'm an optimistic person like how are you how are you tasting it so quickly because I no I just know right away which is my brain I have strong receptors what can you gonna make fun of me for that it wasn't good it's like if I punched you and like the moment like the first like and skin touches you just go well I was gonna say

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was if I had to be including these two yeah very similar I would go with these yeah I would go with these personally are you getting a little tired of them a candy yeah I am but think like if your eight-year-old Japanese little boy oh I'd be they said we didn't be the dream I'd be [__] my pants on the spot all right what about my

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stomach hurts oh what about these these are fitoches they're not made out of fettuccine they just shaped like fettuccine oh what this is Italian lemon flavored this is what it is for you Mama Mia bon appetit they have to wait a little bit beforehand yeah okay make sure it's processing because I heard the moment you put in your mouth this is a very small like your

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brain just couldn't help it so you're like a speeding I can't be the only one who like knows who I like what I put in my mouth right away I feel like speed running Food Dude wow this makes no sense it's like good good bad good yes that's what we're doing it what do you rate the [__] fettuccine D for these next jelly set this is

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also Korean I'm so sick of candy craziness you have to make it I ain't making sure at this point it comes with a frying pan all right well let's cook it all right let's cook it all there's two bags of like like pop rocks oh there's two bags of Pop Rocks right yeah and then you put the egg on top and it sounds like you're cooking

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it because the pop rocks will be going like all right we gotta try that you gotta try it all right whoa that's a lot of Pop Rocks and then you slowly put the egg on top slowly so it says here slowly put the egg on top take it out of the pack you should do the ad for this it's pretty good you goody gently oh it's

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got a little ink do you hear it it's already going off quickly we're missing out of the Ace of our experience it doesn't get the egg out hi yeah look at that dude it's like you're really cooking an egg how are you doing it without any heat and then that's pretty fun actually whoa Jesus burn your arms too much oil than that I just gotta get

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a sound on it yeah and then the strawberry syrup now all right you know here you go Joey I'm not an idiot what it's one big spoon well how do I even eat it oh do you want it I don't know yeah why don't you go first okay it's your video I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it the ketchup is really good yeah

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it's got that nice savory flavor to it yeah um egg as well I think I got some dog hair in there that is perfectly cooked yeah Exquisite egg and it's still sizzling it is this man been into a I'm getting it that's indeed all right but it's very fun ASMR fun look at that it's still good you need to try that one no I'm good it's

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a carrot I know you like carrots Joey is that a well-known fact yeah everyone guys I don't know if you know this but that's what we talk about yeah Joey only eats Carrots is it a weirdo Joe we only eat carrots yeah Japanese like really orange complexions all right I have to be smart for Julie yeah please look over there whoa he's so smart what is

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this they're like dude they're like rabbit pellets what is it oh it's all what is it well don't honestly I don't know Mommy you can have one did you like it Momo out of ten what do you rate it oh okay oh wow oh my God that was first one is this candy or is it it's like rabbit food carrot and what else it's like I

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think it's rice puffs oh yes it is yeah you just have like a giant mouthful and see how much of the moisture it sucks out of your mouth oh I can't do it let's pour it in I don't wanna I'm gonna do it yeah it's pretty good you just like shoved his tongue in there oh you're six to your ton yeah it's pretty good actually yeah

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yeah I'll give them a beat him oh God it doesn't taste like carrot but that's probably for the better well maybe you can even shotgun it if you cut the bottom part here just why did we buy so much candy I don't know you would like buy everything hey look guys more gummies it's I am Pan Man gummies which one did you get the grape one

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I think no what character oh the main one you got Obama I got middle she's my favorite oh okay well that's a little fun they're not bad actually this is literally made for like two-year-olds what does that say about me I don't know but I like this one more than a lot of the government these are actually kind of good these are like you only say

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that and then they're like seat here I can't help that you have a power there I said it you proud of me I thought it'd be fun to bring someone on give me that [__] to eat together and we can have fun and eat together Miss jelly again delish I love that they're kind of cute and tiny though oh really it looks so good let's try

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it yeah Beach here on my own Suitor detail my butt is starting to hurt kill it smells like ballad ASMR it's like popcorn this can't be good oh okay this is vegetable oh no way you like that oh it's it's like it's like taco it's essentially popcorn what the [__] there poor Japanese kids I mean I don't think kids would buy this if they do then

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they deserve to be bullied what do you write that Sarah let's get all the gross stuff out of the way this is this is uh vinegar oh so this is the same oh it's a cardboard one oh God it's all slimy dude you smell it hahaha okay damn it oh my God it's dripping all over me well then [__] get it over this this one is

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actually not nearly as bad as I thought really yeah I don't think you'd like this one no it tastes way better than the other one the cardboard one was so difficult to chew but this one you can actually too yeah because it's wet that's like saying oh yeah with cardboard is easy to eat than dry clothes you can chew through it so B2 oh and I

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made a mess this is also very classic uh squid no but it's spicy yes apparently a half half of spiciness yeah one and a half out of three spiciness okay this actually looks good they're not spicy dude get out of here Japan maybe for kids maybe it's building up a little bit no no no sorry there's it's like a when you breathe through your nose there's

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like some spice yeah it hits the back you throw it but it's not anything that kids can't eat cute here I don't know at this point here so it's like a weird fever dream video it should be nice but it's awful at this point all right sauce flavored eat it delicious it's good after having that cardboard anything that I expect to taste like the cardboard is

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like it's good actually no Joey what do you want to write this one um more than you you get to decide for once this is your chance this isn't as good as I remember almost give it a good rating come on I'll give it a C4 hey Terry days I love it so you didn't like it I don't it's not as good as I remembered it

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to be oh she's up my ass oh what else is there left any other child the childhood in the sounds that we can ruin for you and definitely not no more gummy Foods gummy it's the whole [__] fruit look at that this is this is a this is the one true fruit gummy would you like a whole Apple yes please thank you I'll take a whole

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Peach you talk about this like it's crazy but like I wouldn't know the difference like what's so crazy about it oh have you ever seen fruit gummy where they literally shaped it off to the fur no there you go okay crazy oh it's so soft wow you it's like a marshmallow yeah it is oh a little surprise me in the middle oh oh not bad that's

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not bad yeah you actually judged the flavor and quicker than me there you probably yeah finally I'm not the only one I mean it's all right like all right you rate it oh um see all right most sick we've seen I actually agree oh my God he never listens to me what is that prominent I think soft candies what's the difference between a soft candy and

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a gummy are they not both soft candies you decide um chewing gum no I would say this is a soft candy I get it you got me there Japan you gotta try it and do it damn it you made me eat my words I would definitely think this is a chewing gummy version yeah more remedy looking things tandemina is this the fettuccine fettuccine no it's come

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to mean a condomina they're just like the fettuccino yeah all right very much hmm it's kind of like a texture of an actual grape yeah it's like it has a skin yeah I think that's what they're trying to go for oh it feels like eating a grape yeah what the [__] that's kind of fun 80. because it was fun I was gonna say YouTube would you

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like a pack of rabbit pellets oh that looks like fish food yeah it does you gotta eat with a stick you savage what stick it comes with a stick inside what do you want it comes with a steak you eat with a stick all right go for it does it change your experience yeah you're so fast I know if I put something in my mouth I

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don't want someone to [__] no it's not that weird that's not weird it's like watching a speed run hmm it's like first available frame you react I don't [__] around with flavors yeah clearly thank you 88.80 nah dog that's like a d for me that's [__] all right it's probably more like seat here but it was funny with a stick and I think Joey's missing out

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a lot wow you're gonna put it two whole points up because it came with a [__] toothpick really maybe all right we're speed running now two at a time all right this is yogurt flavored Shady money and this is funny it's just pop rocks I think what that was mixed pop rocks with candy well now you can't eat it and it's all right I'm gonna have

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whatever this small straw city is that's pretty good yeah hey that's really good yeah yeah I mean it's PAW Patrol no but they mix it with candy that's pretty cool you should try this thing now all right whatever this thing is too bad I don't know I've never seen these before are you all good flavored yeah not bad I like a yoga foreign it's a weird

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texture I like it it's like crunchy and soft at the same time yeah for all 9 000 tastes that was actually pretty good um me too I feel like you don't think I'm consistent with my rating no I feel like you've put everything in the BT so far it's gonna be it's just like everything else is empty and the beaters boom yes that's good these are

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good all right don't even need to eat those good job never had it again why do you have to buy so much to it from variations though then whoa filled with flavored flavorful every flavor every every flavor no it's like every soda no I'm gonna no everything no dare I sing beat here you know stop pushing the beaches be there all right so well thanks for

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coming along yeah no worries so I'm gonna go to the hospital now my stomach hurts I definitely have diabetes we feel like the two neighbors kid at Halloween or something it's like I could have all the candy I want three days later just lying in a pool with their own vomit well thanks for coming along yeah no worries what was your favorite one I think honestly

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like it's not candy but like these are really good yeah these are really good I mean someone actually get like again but chocolate you can't really [__] up that much sure so but out of the candies I honestly I honestly think the tough gummies I can't believe he's a tough boy see this is where I can't buy though because yeah everyone's gonna make fun of me

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so are you feeling a little tough today with your tough gummies I feel like I can chew it with my mouth oh by myself I want to get that strong jawline I'm ready honestly if anything's gonna give your Ginger Chad chin it's eating a packet of these so kill me you may get that tough gummy what's your favorite mine are probably uh the Nerds gummies uh

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that I bought for myself these are absolutely delicious uh I'm glad I found these I'm gonna take these off myself also talked to uh goated drink great green tea makes you lose weight as well oh yeah you got there I got the lose weight definitely works all right well check out Joey and uh see in the next video bye bye bye

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