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curse comments curse comments is the worst subreddit a wise man Point proven cursed worker can I get a McDonald's very funny I worked at your store in Sussex for three years and stole over 10K from the register without anyone noticing no one noticed 10K music can I get a a 10K my new stepmom is younger than oh no stepmom well this weekend my dad married his

girlfriend my parents got divorced over my dad cheating with her 24 and my new Step was 20. so there's that and I'm not sure what exactly I'm feeling right now does she have a dad Fight Fire With Fire come on man don't be a beta it's the only way to get back maybe if we didn't give serial killers such a cool names like The Night Stalker

and instead we call them small PP killer that's me that's my title everyone knows it cookie it actually requires a lot of accuracy we'd have less serial killers that's sad you're not wrong if you just won 30 million and your mom's left eye costs 29 million what do you do I heard Lamborghini and an eye patch let's ride next year oh God I didn't I didn't

read next year that's that was the top of the cream very nice me I don't think I'll ever experience culture shock while on holiday the Dutch toilet wait what's the problem with it is it oh Dutch people explain yourself now how do you sit on the toilet as a fellow Dutchman I can oh God this is gonna be bad anytime a comment starts with fellow Dutchman

it's never good I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so-called bag slab Dutch people this is a rare phenomenon which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight only to collapse stop panel Dutch people you're all banned from this channel I'm starting with the channel hit the pause and destroy everything in his path terrible experience why did you

make the toilets like that I would actually sit the wrong way on that I don't want a bank sniper catch me dead before I get a Dutch bag slapper on me God damn God ugh I don't want to continue never in my life heard a story about a hamster dying peacefully it's always some crazy-ish what my sister ate mine what that's not no no don't eat

hamstrings Pro tip words of wisdom from PewDiePie you're welcome you should eat your sister then it's only fair uh I'm high as hell just discovered I can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if I put them vertically it's not bad just had a great idea for cemeteries that's not bad why not why not I always thought that when I was a kid I

was like how does it fit everyone oh it makes sense I still think that how do they fit everyone graveyard diggers I know you're watching lemon I don't explain you dig up old people that's why they're called graveyard diggers they it all makes sense smart after all that's right it's because I'm wearing the glasses today the entire Sonic 2 movie was uploaded to XVideos why were

you searching Sony in XVideos explain yourself right now I mean that original 3D image I ain't a furry but what the hell make a pattern with your first and third emoji and let's see how cute it is here's mine if smoking emojis giving BJ to Shrek while telling well I can never unsee that emoji now stop it Frank I want to see what mine is oh

generic I apologize [Music] dude is that Crystal Around Jesus Christ gallery of Duty Rainbow Six sense I gotta check it's the first thing that shows up didn't he say he would stop oh boy nothing's changed huh anyway cursed vegans vegans block access for customers wanting milk in targeted multi-sealy protests that's why dad has taken so long that is just he really went out to get milk

but these goddamn vegans kept in going for years they just wouldn't leave the daily dose of Internet so YouTube do monetize my new video because I showed a plan uh we'll look into it and show her back with an update eight hours later confirming that we're still looking into it and we'll get back to you soon okay all right I love the update we're still looking

into it we're still looking into it uh still looking name anime character who can defeat Master away six plastic straws Checkmate Master ugly you're weak pathetic Japan had plastic straws when I first came here but then now they started with the paper and life is just worse thanks Turtles thanks Master ugly idiot what are some guy Secrets girls don't know about we can't move our PP

without closing our button oh wow you just made men all over the Internet clenched her ass that's power you can't [Music] ever thought of that interesting this is this should be that important knowledge to know subreddit tell me a cursed Fact one curse fact is that there's a genetic disorder called fibroid dysplasia top also known as Stone Man suit that causes the body soft tissues to

gradually turn into bone over time it's like Naruto this includes muscles tendons ligaments which eventually become rigid and immobil effectively turn the person into your living statue there's currently no known cure for fob and the average size one of those disorder is only about 40 years pop why why can't some diseases be like superpowers why do everything just gonna suck oh that is Curse I'm not

two weeks take it out and put it back in the room while she's sleeping ah I can't wait to be in the head it seems so much fun legally terrorize someone don't do that that's horrible I don't think I'll ever mature I'll I'll never be too old for cursed comments anyway I hope you guys enjoyed as well sorry I haven't uploaded that much lately but I

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