Harry and Meghan Produce a Hollywood FLOP

well folks Harry and Megan are one of the Colossal crash and burns in public relations history what's really funny right now is watching as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle just flame out it's really really entertaining so they've been basically booted from Spotify because it turns out that they were a hoax and they had nothing to provide to the audience whatsoever other than sort of woke grievance

mongering well now people are speaking out about how useless they were the Wall Street Journal has a long piece settled Harriet and Megan produce a Hollywood flop themselves Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been out of the UK for nearly two years when they began work on a project they believed could transform them from former Royals to Hollywood Power Players the subject of endless rumors and

gossip the couple felt qualified to tackle the thorny topic of misinformation oh these woke idiots misinformation misinformation from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Meghan Markle claimed she'd never heard of Prince Harry when she started dating him mm-hmm a documentary would would cement Harry and Megan in serious creative types and help shed their reputation as Exiles from the house of Windsor trading families for eyeballs a team

assembled to the job at the pair's LA based production company archwell had questions for hnm as the Sussex are known to their employees would the misinformation project be a feature film or series who would host it would it be historical or contemporary but Harry or Megan appear in it would Megan discuss for bitter history with the British tabloids and if not who would want to watch

the couple had few answers according to people familiar with the inner workings of archwell and Harriet Megan Steele with streamers the misinformation documentary soon met the fate of other Archway projects and faded away well yeah because their basic idea was what if we just say slogans right what if we just go to the in this house we lawn sign and just read the slogans but do

it on film after all this is what they've been rewarded for their entire life so why the hell not if you just now that woke nostrums why couldn't that be a 90-minute documentary and then they're like well guys there's no market for that like well we don't really have anything else Prince Harry and Megan's Hollywood foray is looking like a up they arrived in SoCal three

years ago with Duke and Duchess titles and plans to capitalize on a cash Rich streaming business desperate for star power to lure subscribers they got a 100 million dollar deal in Netflix they got a 20 million deal on Spotify they've led to more cancellations and rejections than actual produced shows so Prince Harry's Memoir spare became a bestseller and then they had their garbage six-part documentary talking

about how terrible their life is and that was at least somewhat popular but then they had a graveyard of projects including an animated children's show called Pearl canceled by Netflix as well as at least two TV ideas and streaming service rejected within the past year people familiar with their project said Netflix is unlikely to renew the couple's deal with which runs through 2025. the Spotify pack

meanwhile produced a podcast to archetypes about these stereotypes that hold women back a second season was discussed but eventually mixed and Bill Simmons points out that like behind closed doors it was even more of a bleep show than it was publicly people who have worked with the pairs say they're Sussex upon Sunset Outpost was undermined by their inexperience as producer and trouble finding material consistent with

their brand with their well I mean that shouldn't be too hard finding woke wine whiners to create material that's like all of Hollywood but they say that the real problem is that um they have no talent that would be the real problem when they struck deals with Netflix and Spotify in 2020 streaming services were booming Executives were rushing to secure content and feed consumer demand at

any cost the Sussex the sussexes joined Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Laureate malayla yousafzai and others who fielded offers in Hollywood with few guidelines on what would come next and then it turns out that nope it just completely fell apart the article goes on and on about their failures of projects but basically they just they had no plans now the Obamas have a similar deal right

the American form of royalty Brock and Michelle Obama they also have deals at Netflix and Spotify they have made movies like Leave the World Behind starring Julia Roberts which I know you know I know you saw it oh wait you didn't see it because no one's heard of it also Kevin Hart's fatherhood and a child oriented show waffles and Moki and documentaries including American Factory has

anyone watched any of these things like are these things even out yet no one knows but the Obamas are not allowed to fail we don't care if Harry and Megan fail so we will we will allow them to fail so what happens next for them well they're pretty screwed because they've basically exiled themselves from their family they no longer have any dirt to spell and um

their first animated show was supposed to be about powerful women of History called Pearl it was created with the help of David furnish who knew the royal family through his husband Elton John when the couple left the palace and signed the Netflix deal Pearl was the first show announced and then Netflix canceled it Executives decided no one would care if the show they were watching had

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do Pride warm-up jerseys because guess what it turns out that people want to come watch hockey and if they are gay and they want to watch hockey that's fine and if they're straight and they want to watch hockey that's fine but you know what we don't need you don't need to Gar but all of our players in gay pride outfits to pretend that there is universal

agreement about these very touchy subjects this has now prompted hatred and rage because the rule for the Gay Pride left is not leave us alone Live and Let Live it's if you don't wear the flag you're a bigot it's beat up Kramer because he's not wearing the ribbon kind of stuff ESPN has an entire article about the veritable Horrors that accompany the Revelation that the NHL

is no longer going to force its players to wear these warm-up choices in short it hurts said Mia Lindsay a queer artist who's collaborated with several NHL teams including the Vegas golden knights and the LA Kings on Pride jerseys it doesn't only affect the lgbtq plus minus divided by Sound Community it also affects other marginalized communities as the warm-up Jersey is a primary part of community

outreach and charity within the NHL it's been a space for artists to express themselves and be able to create unique work under the NHL and that venue has been taken away you didn't own the venue it wasn't yours I love it the queer artists and they're like oh my God that was my canvas you know that Russian player who uh who has a a great Slap

Shot that guy he was my canvas sure against his will but he was my campus the NHL announced Thursday teams will no longer wear specialty jerseys during warm-ups after several players were scrutinized refusing to wear Pride night sweaters last season NHL commissioner Gary Bettman says that specialty nights will continue and teams can still create jerseys to be auctioned off but there's going to be no mandate

that people wear these kind of jerseys on the ice and in fact they're going to tell them not to do it because they don't want all of their players targeted by the Wilkes golds adolescent Counseling Services which supports lgbtq plus minus divided by sign teens and families helped raise funds for the auction of San San Jose Sharks Pride jerseys this season and Dr Philippe Ray the

executive director of the organization was very disappointed he said this was a wonderful opportunity for players to show support to our youth and spread a message of love and inclusivity gestures like this can mean a lot to lgbtqia plus minus divided by side and young people who are experiencing bullying and hate crimes are four times more likely to commit suicide hopefully one day showing support for

other humans won't be seen as it so basically if you won't Force the NHL players to wear the Jersey then kids might kill themselves this is what we have now come to I'm sorry I don't believe you I don't believe that if an NHL player decides not to wear the Jersey the kid's gonna kill himself tomorrow that if you if you don't clap Tinkerbell dies no

I just don't believe you and really if if life is that fragile if truly your life rides on whether an NHL player is going to put on a pride jersey in the warm-ups let me suggest you have a deeper underlying problem in your life than whether the NHL player puts on the Jersey good for the NHL for finally stopping this nonsense alrighty folks coming up we're