Ben Shapiro Teaches You The Lyrics To Pound Town

well folks we have now been Grace with one of the great pieces of Art in the history of Western Civilization it is titled pound town I have been informed by the interwebs that there is a person who has literal face tattoos so this is like face tattoo syndrome all over who calls herself sexy red sexy is spelled with two eyes I don't know what the second

the joys of the works of refund Von Williams or alternatively not apparently uh she just does really really bad rap but she has a lot of extraordinarily graphic content in her app so I would I was made aware of this particular clip which I'll play in a moment but first I want to do a bit of a review of her musical history apparently her first song

was a song called a thousand jugs and this is based on the song A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton I don't know if she even bothered to get the rights to this but it is one of the worst things ever ever ever in human history and it's only surpassed by her new song pound town and yes folks this is the height of human civilization we've achieved

it is the Apex of human civilization here is red in a thousand jugs here we go [Applause] now get ready it hasn't started yet she's not good at singing out of 10 guys [Music] it's about murdering people by the way I should point out that the lyrics are her actually talking about murdering people okay like you may have missed that in in you wanting to rip

out half of your own brain and throw it in the river in order to avoid hearing that anymore but that that she she took a song and she made it into a murder rap it's making your way my way through the hood with your boo all his homeboys think I'm cute riding round tinted five toting his iron which I assume is a gun better not nah

op try nothing boom boom boom boom boom you getting filled too boom boom boom boom boom I could have killed you so I didn't realize like points for creativity in turning a thousand miles into a murderer song I did not see that coming hey her Sarah Mclaughlin rendition is going to be lit okay but that is that is not her latest song right that one is

not a famous song because no one's never heard of that her famous song is way worse like way worse like it makes it makes look childhood friendly okay this is like that we've reached new levels we've now reached the level of transgressivism where it's not even like what it used to be that in the world where we had traditional Notions about sex and marriage and stuff

that art that was transgressive was kind of sexy because it was transgressive and then we transgressed further and then still further and we have now transgressed to the point where the transgressivism sounds like a third grader doing a clinical description of bodily orifices that's where we are so here is sexy you read singing I'm putting that generously the song pound town is this Pound Town 2

or Pound Town one I'm not sure apparently there's a pound town too that this is pound town one pound town two is the sequel the sequel more pounding Hound Town two more pounding oh our civilization it's in the best of hands Pound Town one A New Hope pound town too Return of the pound Town three I assume has Ewoks because Pound Town 2 has Nicki Minaj

in it and uh but this is pound town won okay so before it gets pound town too before we get to the return of pound town we have to start a pound town one uh and uh I've pitched it pretty strongly here so here we are sexy red in pound town wow I'm out of town talking with my rounds I'm looking for the hoes [Music] pounds

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like an actual kindergarten school teacher yeah I I I'm so hesitant to read the lyrics to this thing out loud it's gonna be even more memeable than if I do but you know what it has to be done I will live I I I can't live with myself reading it and I can't live with myself not reading it so for all those who are are watching

this now on the left this is me reading the lyrics to pound town because it is the worst thing ever written and it is hilariously bad and I can't stop myself from laughing okay ready here we go I'm out of town Thug in with my rounds my coochie pink my booty hole Brown we're now doing color descriptions of bodily orifices my booger is green my earwax

Orange but nothing rhymes with orange where's the n words I'm looking for the hose quit playing N word comment suck toe hmm indeed indeed well spent well said pound town just left pound town with my n-word he took a down yeah that n-word down yeah that n-word and it just continues along these lines uh and my favorite part of this is where she actually opens applications

for a stepfather for her child that's my favorite part is where she like opens the resumes up so she's like uh-uh I'm out here in Miami again remember they're at the end of the lacp has put a travel warning on Miami for black people so I don't even know how she's living out down here in Florida I just don't know I mean obviously she's in serious

danger in pound town I'm out here in Miami looking for the Hoochie daddies where are they at where are the n-words get that ratchet where are they at my son need a new Pappy well that's that seems like this this all seems like an amazing way of capturing an excellent father for your son I'm so glad that you have you've decided to open applications by describing

the color of the the color of your of your booty hole that is that is real like that is a great way to find a spouse it's just walk around singing songs about the color of um your your ass oh that's good you know I'm sexy I'm the best I'm the s-word little I'm that you know it I can't say his name cause he be cheating

yeah and I'm the reason what tsuki say it just it just gets it gets worse but the the important thing is that I think we've all learned something here today I don't know what we've learned here today but it's something and apparently Nicki Minaj found it necessary to uh do a a second version of pound town I was hoping that it was Pound Town Roman numeral

too it is not it's just pound town too so I like zootopia too it's not like it's not like you know Empire Strikes Back or something um and uh and Nicki Minaj was like this is real talent let I'm putting myself on this album uh the values uh the uh so so much greatness and values alrighty guys the rest of the show continues right now you're

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