Weekend Update: Rupert Murdoch Calls Off Engagement, Pope Francis Praises Sex - SNL

A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT THE AVERAGE CHILD THROWS A TANTRUM FOUR TIMES A WEEK, WEEKNIGHTS ON FOX. >> RUPERT MURDOCH'S ENGAGEMENT TO ANN LESLIE SMITH HAS BEEN CALLED OFF. APPARENTLY, SHE GOT COLD FEET AFTER MURDOCH PASSED HIS PHYSICAL. IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, POPE FRANCIS PRAISES THE SIR CHEWS OF SEX, CALLING IT ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT GOD HAS GIVEN TO THE HUMAN PERSON. NOT THE

WAY I DO IT. AM I RIGHT, COLIN? >> NO. >> OKAY. >> I HOPE NOT. I DON'T KNOW. A WOMAN HAS BEEN TRAVELING THE WORLD SO SHE'S GONE ON 34 FIRST DATES IN NEARLY 20 COUNTRIES. HERE SECRET? SHE'S BEING SEX TRAFFICKED. >> A NEW APP CALLED GREET HER IS DESIGNED TO HELP WOMEN TRAVEL ALONE SAFELY BY PROVIDING PEOPLE TO GREET THEM WHEN THEY ARRIVE AT AIRPORTS

OR HOTELS, AND IT'S BEING USED FOR MURDER. >> A VIRGINIA MAN WHO PRANKS PEOPLE FOR YOUTUBE VIDEOS WAS SHOT WHILE TRICKING SOMEONE IN A MALL. GOOD. A 106-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN THE PHILIPPINES HAS BECOME THE OLDEST VOGUE COVER MODEL EVER, BEATING THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF 29. >> A JEOPARDY CONTESTANT THIS WEEK WAS FORCED TO QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA AFTER PEOPLE SAID HIS MUSTACHE LOOKED LIKE HITLERS. THE CONTESTANT

SAID HE'S SO MAD THAT HE'S HAD IT UP TO HERE. >> NASA HAS NAMED THE FOUR ASTRONAUTS IT WILL SEND ON THE ARTEMIS II MISSION TO THE MOON. IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, I THINK I KNOW WHO'S DYING FIRST. HE CAN DO THE HITLER SALUTE, THOUGH.