Dog Acting School Commercial - SNL

>>> IS YOUR DOG HOT AND IT KNOWS IT? >> HAS IT CRUISED BY ON LOOKS ITS ENTIRE LIFE? >> DO YOU CATCH YOUR DOG LOOKING AT ITSELF IN THE MIRROR? >> BUT IT SUCKS IN ITS CHEEKS LIKE THIS? THEN YOUR DOG MIGHT BE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR ENTER STAGE WOOF, ACTING SCHOOL FOR DOGS. >> I'M YOLANDA BATISTA, AND I'M DONNA COLONOSCOPINI. >> GET IN HERE, HENRY.

NOW, SURE, SURE. OH, HENRY, OH, OH. HENRY'S DOING A LITTLE IMPROV. SURE, HENRY IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. WINNING SMILES, GOLDEN LOCKS, AND THOSE BIG PHOTO GENERALIC NUTS. >> GOOD LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW, CASTING DIRECTORS WANT TO SEE EMOTIONAL RANGE. >> WATCH. HENRY, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU HAVE WORMS. SHOW ME SHOCK. ALL RIGHT. >> HENRY, YOU'RE GOING TO THE VET TO GET CLIPPED, AND THEY

DON'T MEAN YOUR NAILS. SHOW ME FEAR. PERFECT. YOU BOOKED IT. >> YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THE TRAILER FOR THAT MOVIE, NONE OF OUR DOGS GOT THE JOB. >> BUT DAMN IT, THEY GOT IN THE ROOM. JUST LIKE COCO HERE. >> COCO MAY NOT BE CLASSICAL BEAUTIFUL, BUT SHE'S DRIPPING IN SEX APPEAL. >> IS SHE EVER, AND SHE'LL GO FULL NUDE IF THE PAY IS RIGHT. >>

SHE'LL DO IT EVEN IF IT'S NOT. >> LOOK AT THOSE NIPS. LOOKING FOR A DOG THAT CAN PULL OFF ROMANTIC COMEDY? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER THAN ROMEO. >> AND ROMEO IS UNDER CONTRACT WITH DISNEY. >> HOW? BY LEARNING OUR PATENTED LADY AND THE TRAMP TECHNIQUE. WATCH. ROMEO. WOW. I THINK I'M IN LOVE. >> THAT'S ADORABLE. AND CASTABLE. >> HIGH FIVE, ROMEO. HE'S A REGULAR MARLAN BRAND

DOG. OUR INSTRUCTORS ARE READY TO HANDLE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR DOG'S CAREER FROM SOCIAL MEDIA TO HEAD SHOTS. >> AND WE CAN EVEN COVER UP EMBARRASSING SCANDALS. >> YEAH. LIKE IF YOUR DOG IS STINKY AND GETS CAUGHT HOOKING UP WITH A CAT. >> NOT CONVINCED. LISTEN TO THIS SATISFIED CUSTOMER. >> THIS IS MAITI. HE HAS BEEN TAKING CLASSES HERE FOR YEARS. YOU PROBABLY RECOGNIZE HIM FROM

THE MOVIE MOONLIGHT WHERE HE WAS WALKING BY ON THE BEACH DURING THE HAND JOB SCENE. THAT WAS A FUN SET. THANK YOU DOG ACTING SCHOOL. >> DID SOMEONE SAY ACCENT? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TALENTED POOCH. >> BISCUIT, DO FRENCH. >> LE WOOF! >> WOW, LE WOOF, I THINK THAT MEANS, THE BARK. >> WE EVEN TEACH PUPPIES. LIKE THIS LITTLE FELLA NAMED JELLY BEAN. >> NOW,

JELLY BEAN JUST GOT CAST IN A MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYS AN ALIEN THAT DESTROYS SEATTLE. LET REHEARSE. GO. GO. >> GO, GO. >> DESTROY. GET IN THERE. OH, SEATTLE. OH, NO, SEATTLE. OH, NO. OH, NO. OKAY. WOW. GOOD JOB, JELLY BEAN. >> PEOPLE IN SEATTLE ARE DEAD. SO ENROLL TODAY, AND IN NO TIME, YOUR DOG WILL BE THE NEXT CLINT EASTWOOF. >> AT ENTER STAGE WOOF,

ACTING SCHOOL FOR DOGS.