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YOU Did WHAT In LOCKDOWN?!? | Russell Brands Brandemic | FULL CLIP

Jun 18, 2023 · 3m 41s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEy6IpAESZo

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now don't be frightened because you know like me even though I'm acting all confident now because the context demands it it would be no good if I stood up here like oh God I can't cope with it but when I'm in your position you know when I'm watching shows I don't like audience participation I don't like it like even in like Lion King or whatever when

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like the giraffes come down here little prick this was a testing time for us so I just wanted like just by show of hands let's get like capture this this is beautiful if over the last couple of years there were moments where you felt you were mentally or I want you to put your hand up and leave it up if you felt depressed if you feel

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anxious if you felt put them up and leave them up don't be afraid I'm not going to judge you I'm not going to come over if you feel like you're drinking too much if you want too much yeah oh two hands up there that's well done sir yeah put your hands up and leave them up if these conditions right that's crazy look around everyone everyone went

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mental you don't have to pretend no more and we've got it here yeah give yourselves a round of applause for coping with the craziness listen to what some people said on the surveys we give out when you get tickets in response to some of these questions about the effects of lockdown I'm a scientist the first one's from Steve in response to the question what's the naughtiest

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thing you did during lockdown Steve said telling all my neighbors I was a medical worker so they would direct their Applause at me during clap for carers [Applause] Steve thinks that Applause is for a minute don't do it for the Applause Just Do It For the Love of doctor and love to just doctor Rob what moment of the lockdown are you most ashamed of while running

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late for a first date at a restaurant I realized I'd forgotten my master I used one that I found on the floor potentially killer spores everywhere oh no I'm gonna die hygieneism John what moment of lockdown do you most regret doing the 24 hour fast topped off with five grams of mushrooms pretty dark well done where are you miss you Mr John there he is Mr

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John Mr John you're right you're high right now good no no just on the level high on life yeah all right this is still you know in it John what's the naughtiest thing you did during lockdown my local shopkeeper kept selling milk which although in date is good this is like a legal case which although in date had clearly gone off so before my sister returned

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a bowl for the third time I fired in the bottle and screwed the lid back on currently in a hot and a hot protein diet ones but Rick like stagnant pond water my sister said that when the shopkeeper took the lid off to smell the milk his eyes rolled to the back of his head [Applause] that was a clip from my comedy special brandemic which will

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be premiering on the 25th of June and will be available for two weeks after that before it's gone gone forever like decency democracy and hope itself pre-order your tickets now at at moment world or go to moment dot Co forward slash Russell Brand there's a link in the description

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