Gutfeld: Eric Adams wants you to forget about the drugs and violence

>> Greg: MAYOR ADAMS WANTS A MOMENT OF SILENCE SO YOU'LL FORGET THE DRUGS AND VIOLENCE. YEAH, MAYOR ADAMS IS REQUIRING ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN NYC TO PROVIDE STUDENTS WITH MINDFUL BREATHING EXERCISES EVERY DAY. YEAH, IT WILL HELP KIDS DEVELOP A NEW APPRECIATION FOR THE SMELL OF URINE. THE MANDATED EXERCISES INVOLVE 2-5 MINUTES OF CONCENTRATED BREATHING. WHO KNOWS IF THIS HELPS BUT THE TEACHERS OF COURSE ARE

HOPING THE GETS THE STUDENTS IN THE MOOD FOR SEX. PERVERTS. PERVERT TEACHERS I CONDEMN YOU. SUPPORTERS SAY IT LOWERS STRESS IMPROVES MOOD AND HELPS WITH LEARNING, WHICH WILL MAKE THE OLDER BOYS BETTER AT SHOPLIFTING AND BEATING UP THE ELDERLY. MAYOR ADAMS HAS BEEN A PRO MOATEDER OF MEDITATION FOR A WHILE EVEN CREDITING IT WITH HELPING HIM GET ELECTED. I WONDER IF HE THINKS THIS IS THE

SCHOOL EXPERIENCE OF THE FUTURE. >> THIS IS THE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE OF THE FUTURE. 2-5 MINUTES. THINK ABOUT THAT. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOURS. 2-5 MINUTES IS A GAME-CHANGER. >> Greg: A GAME CHANGER? MAYBE I'D SAY MORE COPS AND PRISONS WOULD BE A GAME CHANGER BUT THE SNOW INSTRUCTION ALONG WITH THE YOGA PROGRAM ARE BEING HAILED AS THE NEXT GREAT EVOLUTION IN EDUCATION. BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MATH

OR READING. SORRY FLEXIBLE STUDENTS WITH STRONG LUNGS CAN MORE EASILY DODGE GUN FIRE WHILE THEY'RE RUNNING HOME. JANICE, I ACTUALLY DO BELIEVE THAT BREATHING IS GOOD FOR YOU. IF YOU DON'T BREATHE, YOU DIE. >> Janice: RIGHT. >> Greg: THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT. >> Janice: YES. WHY IS IT THAT HE FINALLY CARES ABOUT OUR KIDS BREATHING WHEN FOR TWO YEARS THEY WERE MASKING THEM UP AND

OUR KIDS COULDN'T BREATHE? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]. >> Janice: AND, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE E-MAIL FROM THE TEACHER GOING, YOUR KIDS DON'T BREATHE PROPERLY IN MY CLASS. F. >> Greg: YOU KNOW, I THINK I WOULD BE THE KID IN THE CLASS THAT WOULD BE FARTING MAKING FARTING NOISES WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING IT. >> Michael: RIGHT WHEN IT STARTS. RIGHT BEFORE THE TEACHER SAYS DEEP

BREATH. THERE YOU GO. >> Greg: EXACTLY >> Kat: IS THAT A GOOD FART NOISE? COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE A COMEDIAN. >> Michael: I WENT FOG HORN YOU WENT RIPPER. >> Greg: THAT IS A FUNNY FART NOISE KAT'S MAKING. IT IS FUNNY, DO IT AGAIN [FART NOISE >> Kat: THANK YOU EVERYONE. >> Greg: PEOPLE DON'T SAY WE'RE ON PAR WITH SPECIAL REPORT. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM

DO A WHOLE WHO CAN DO A BETTER FART NOISE? >> Kat: I'M BREAKING BARRIERS FOR WOMEN ON THAT ONE, TOO. >> Greg: I IMAGINE BREATHING MUST BE HARD FOR YOU SLEEPING UNDER OLD NEWSPAPERS. >> Michael: IT IS. BUT LUCKILY WHEN BIG JIM LIGHTS THE TRASH CAN ON FIRE, THE SMOKE REALLY HELPS. I ABOUT LOST MY MIND WHEN I SAW NEW YORK CITY HAS A DEPARTMENT OF

LIKE YOGA AND MINDFULNESS. THERE'S SOME MONEY WELL SPENT. WHAT DOES THAT GIG PAY? I'LL TELL YOU WHO THEY NEED TO GIVE BREATHING LESSONS TO? THE PARENTS WHO FIND OUT THE CITY'S GOING TO TEACH THEIR KIDED TO [BLEEP] BREATHE. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THAT EXERCISES WHEN YOU'RE KID CAN'T READ OR WRITE AND YOU'RE OUT A [BLEEP] TON OF MONEY AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, HMM, HOW DO I

NOT KILL THE TEACHERS. >> Greg: ALSO, KAT, IT'S NOT A BAD THING TO TEACH BUT THERE'S AN AGE APPROPRIATENESS PROBLEM HERE. KIDS DON'T TAKE THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY BECAUSE THERE'S NO INSTANT GRATIFICATION. YOU CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT MONEY OR DANCES OR FOOD. YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT LIKE BREATHING. THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER >> Kat: YEAH, YEAH. AS SOMEONE WITH ANXIETY DISORDER, NOT TO BRAG,

THIS STUFF IS REALLY HELPFUL. MINDFULNESS, BREEDING. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE KIDS PROBABLY WON'T TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY. IT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA, IT'S TWO MINUTES OR WHATEVER, AND IF THE SCHOOL DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT IT PROBABLY WOULD BE REAL EASY TO NOT DO IT. SOMEONE CHECKS IN WHERE'S THE BREATHING? YOU JUST MISSED IT. WE DID IT WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. >>

Greg: WHAT A TERRIBLE PLACE TO BREATHE THOUGH >> Kat: SCHOOL? >> Greg: YEAH. KIDS SMELL. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER BEING A KID BUT I WENT TO AN OLD BOY'S SCHOOL AND THAT PLACE SMELLED LIKE THE WORST BATHROOM IN THE WORST BASEBALL STADIUM IN THE NINTH INNING AFTER SOMEONE THREW UP. >> Douglas: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LIKE RECESS, LET KIDS GO OUTSIDE AND BE KIDS? LIKE

WHY DO WE KEEP PUTTING THIS ADULT BS ON CHILDREN? IT'S INSANE. >> Greg: YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE IS DISGUSTING. DOUGLAS DO THEY HAVE BREATHING IN ENGLAND OR IS IT CALLED SOMETHING DIFFERENT? >> Michael: WE ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH IT. [LAUGHTER]. >> Michael: IT WAS ONE OF THE MANY GIFTS WE GAVE THE WORLD. >> Douglas: IT WAS ACTUALLY INVENTED IN INDIA AND YOU GUYS STOLE IT. >> Greg:

IN YOUR FACE. >> Michael: YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO A COLONIALISM ARGUMENT. IT'S INTERESTING THAT AT THE SAME TIME THE REST OF THE WORLD IS TRYING TO PRODUCE VERY COMPETITIVE PEOPLE, WE'RE FOCUSING ON TEACHING KIDS TO BREATHE. MY WORRY ABOUT THIS IS, WE SHOULD HAVE A NEW RULE IN AMERICA. EVERY TIME ANYONE DOES ANYTHING LIKE THIS WE SHOULD BE INTENSELY SUSPICIOUS OF WHAT THEY'RE

NOT DOING. LIKE ANYTIME A CORPORATION SAYS WE'RE VERY BIG ON TRANS NON-BINARY PEOPLE THIS MONTH, WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR BOOKS VERY CLOSELY. WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT WHERE YOU'RE SPENDING THE MONEY OR HIDING THE MONEY. WE SHOULD BE VERY, VERY SUSPICIOUS. ALL OF THIS IS A WAY TO HIDE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT DOING. NEW YORK AUTHORITIES, ALL THE UNIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, WHENEVER THEY DO

THIS, WHEN RANDI WEINGARTEN WENT TO UKRAINE, SHE HAS NO PEACE MAKING, THESE NEVER FOUGHT IN AN ARMED CONFLICT BUT SHE GOES TO UKRAINE. WE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SAY, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU NOT DOING IN AMERICA? AND EVERY TIME THAT WILL SHOW US GOLD, I GUARANTEE IT. >> Greg: IT'S TRUE. I MEAN IT'S LIKE TALKING ABOUT BREATHING AND PLANT-BASED DIETS IS GREAT BUT IT'S BECAUSE

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE STUFF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> Michael: 7% READING ABILITIES